Top five OTPs in 2011 - Josh Lyman and Donna Moss - The West Wing
“I’m just saying, if you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for a beer.”
“If you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for red lights.”
- LEO: How many Cubans, exactly, have crammed themselves into these fishing boats?
- JOSH: It's important to understand, Leo, that by and large, these aren't fishing boats. You hear fishing boats, you conjure an image of -- well, of a boat, first of all. What the Cubans are on would charitably be described as rafts. Okay? They're making the hop from Havana to Miami in fruit baskets, basically. Let's just be clear on that.
- LEO: We are.
- JOSH: Donna's desk, if it could float, would look good to them right now.
- LEO: I get it. How many are there?
- JOSH: We don't know.
- LEO: What time, exactly, did they leave?
- JOSH: We don't know.
- LEO: Do we know when they get here?
- JOSH: No.
- LEO: True or False: If I were to stand on high ground in Key West with a good pair of binoculars, I would be as informed as I am right now.
- JOSH: That's true.
- LEO: The intelligence budget's money well spent, isn't it?
- JOSH: Are Ben and Sally asking for me?
- LEO: No, they'd rather you didn't come, but they'll do me a favor and I need you to do me one too.
- JOSH: What's at Ben and Sally's?
- LEO: Karen Cahill.
- JOSH: And what stupid-ass Irish thing did you say to Karen Cahill that you now need me to apologize at Ben and Sally 's like a little girl?
- Leo glares at Josh rather sternly.
- JOSH: Let me tell you what was surprising about that moment just then. I said that only 12 hours after you were very cool about my almost accidentally setting the building on fire.
- LEO: I made a joke about her shoes.
- JOSH: I'm sorry?
- LEO: I made a remark about her shoes.
- JOSH: You're the second most powerful man in the country...
- LEO: And she relates a column for the New York Times and who knows what kind of special relationship women have with their shoes!
- JOSH: What could you possibly have said...?
- LEO: It doesn't matter. It was perfectly benign to anyone who doesn't take shoes that seriously. Just tell her that I love her and that I'm sorry and I'll take her shoe shopping.
- JOSH: Why don't you tell her?
- LEO: If someone else tells her it seems like I was thoughtful enough to mention it. If I tell her it just makes me seem feminine.
- JOSH: You don't think the shoe shopping's gonna take care of that?
- LEO: Let's call the insurance company and see how much water damage was done in the mural room.
This guy’s walking down a street, when he falls in a hole.
The West Wing 2x10 ‘Noël’
The West Wing Characters: CJ Cregg
”One in forty American men wear women’s clothing and we’ve had well over forty presidents. I’m just saying, one of these guys was dancing around the Oval Office in a prom dress. Now let’s get to the bottom of that.”
Fiction is better than reality...: Big Block of Cheese Day →
Leo: Andrew Jackson, in the main foyer of his White House had a big block of cheese.
Toby: Huh.
Leo: I am making a mental list of those who are snickering, and even as I speak I am preparing appropriate retribution. The block of cheese was huge - over two tons. And it was there for any and…
Standing in front of the mirror
I see how I look compared to yesterday (♛)
“It’s been nice not being friends with you”
“Let’s not do it again some time”
In love with them…..always!
‘Bartlet For America’ : 3x10 The West Wing, created by Aaron Sorkin
I love their relationship!
I studied a lot in school. I studied hard in high school and at Harvard and in law school. My IQ doesn’t break the bank and I wanted to do this so I studied all the time. And I missed something or it’s like I skipped a year ‘cause I never learned what you do after you think you like somebody - what you do next. And every- everybody did learn… a lot of other people, anyway.
